Why Would You Want to Get Out of the Boat Anyways?!?!

Here's the 'How-To of the Day' - How To Safely Swim with Piranhas

Check out the 7 steps to safely swimming with piranhas -

1. know where piranhas LIVE
(mapquest and map24 usually helps, even better is google earth)
2. avoid DESPERATE piranhas
(but it's ok to meet mild-mannered, optimistic, cheerful ones)
3. stay IN the boat
(why would you want to get out of the boat!?)
4. wait until NIGHT to enter the water
(see comment #3!!)
5. stay out of the water if you have an open, BLEEDING cut
(duhhhh!!!)
6. avoid making a FUSS
(especially when they're nibbling on your extremities)
7. make a SACRIFICE
(but make sure the lamb, turtledove, bull or other clean animal is w/o spot or blemish! and don't forget the sweet-smelling incense)


Read the full article here...
http://www.wikihow.com/Safely-Swim-With-Piranhas